Monty by Jim Meddick for October 27, 2003
October 25, 2003
October 28, 2003
Transcript:
"So, Dwayne. there's a big Halloween party Friday..." "I'm not going." "What? But you're a REAL vampire! You'd be the life of the party!" "Oh sure...."Look at his freaky teeth"..."Check out his creepy, pale flesh!" "But this isn't a $2.98 Wal-Mart costume, man! This is ME, 24-7...and when November first rolls around, I'm still gonna be like this!" "I'm sending this is a delicate subject for you." "Hey, just try saying something like "Saskatchewan" with these teeth!"
I always wondered why my mum made me practice saying “She sells sea shells by the sea shore”…