Monty by Jim Meddick for December 18, 2003

Transcript:

"Tomorrow I go to the hospital to get a body transplant." "Soon, once again, I'll be able to touch you...hold you...and make passionate love..." "Oh...right." "You don't sound too happy about it." "Well, it's just that I've gotten used to you like this..." "You always stay put...you always sit and listen and best of all...I get to control the remote!" "Aha! Well, tough luck there! Today I figured out how to channel surf with my tongue!" "Is that why this thing's wet?"