Monty by Jim Meddick for February 25, 2004
Transcript:
"Hey man, how's it going?" "Pssst, Moondog..." "Yeah?" "This roommate... he's really weird. We've been living together for years, but he never talks. He just smiles politely and waves back." "Oh that's not true... Occasionally he likes to chat." "The time is 4:33pm, the current temperature is 53 degrees." "Ok, except for his strange preoccupation with time and temperature."