Monty by Jim Meddick for April 17, 2004
Transcript:
"By the powers vested in me, by Bryan, Yllib and fantasy geeks everywhere I..." "No! If you do that, you'll make the thing totally gross." "I hereby drop the thing into the pit of rodo!' "Nooo!" "Gasp!" Cough "You did it Monty! You did it!" "Say, um next time you materialize, is there any chance of getting a full-body hallucination?"
Truly a fate worse than flushing!