Monty by Jim Meddick for July 16, 2004
Transcript:
"I'm having a bad pants day." "What?" "Y'know that saying...'Bad hair day'?...I invented my own saying...'Bad pants day' for days when pants don't quite fit and wrinkle around the inseam..." "But don't your pants always look like that?" "Not always. Sometimes they ride up in back..." "I think you're having a 'bad saying day'." "I'm having a stupid conversation day..."
Riding up in back (a self-wedgie) is better than Plumber’s Butt…