Monty by Jim Meddick for July 26, 2004
Transcript:
"Last year, gophers decimated my green beans, but this year, all I see are little rodent bones..." "Oh. Don't worry. You won't be having any more trouble with gophers." "What?...This tiny alien pansy you planted? Are you trying to tell me this thing has something to do with the go---?" "I don't know what's worse...the digestive fluids in my ears or the pervasive odor of gopher-breath..."