Monty by Jim Meddick for August 18, 2004
August 17, 2004
August 19, 2004
Transcript:
"*@#%! This lane was moving faster so I merged into it!..." "And now the other lane is moving faster!" "Hey! What the...? It's Mr. Miyagi from 'The Karate Kid'." "Do not be guided by illusion...the traffic is ALWAYS moving faster on the other side of the center line..." "Wow...that sounds profound...that..." "That's just a rewording of the 'grass is always greener' saying!" "Hey...if you think that's bad, you should see the cript offers I've gotten since 'The Next Karate Kid'..."
It may be moving faster, but isn’t it going in the opposite direction?