Monty by Jim Meddick for August 28, 2004
Transcript:
"It's 6:15 and you're beginning to worry the human is never coming back!" "He must've been eaten by a Schnauzer...or maybe he fell from a height and didn't land on his feet. Either way, there's no one around to open the cans now..." "Best not to panick. Why...there must be enough broccoli stems to last 3 to 7 days...and that's not even counting the residue in the 'Yoplait' containers..." "This is usually when the human comes back." "FLESHY!"