Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2004
Transcript:
"Monday, 9/20: I've signed aboard a research vessel in search of the elusive "Lochness Monster..." "Many of my colleagues suspect the "monster" is, in truth, some variant of dinosaur species trapped in the loch from the last ice age. Others insist it is a mutation of a modern species...eel or sea snake..." "Then there's Dr. Doyle's conjecture it's a giant space salamander from Nebulon-5...A theory he recently postulated after falling off a scooter without a helmet..."