Monty by Jim Meddick for October 01, 2004
Transcript:
"Hey!...What the *!#! is this?" "I thought I told you: any restaurant is fine by me as long as it isn't some hoity-toity place where I hafta learn a whole nuther language just to read th' frickin' menu!" "Huh?" "That says: Chimichanga." "Oh wait. Here we go..."Applebee's bacon cheeseburger platter," now we're talkin..."