Monty by Jim Meddick for October 29, 2004
Transcript:
"Blahh!" "I assume this has something to do with the Earthling holiday on the 31st." "Y'know, you're not very fun around Halloween time." "Sorry, but the rigelian fight/flight response is not triggered by rubberized head gear." "And yet the greeter at Wal-Mart sends you into hysterics." "Please. Let's not bring up that incident again."