Monty by Jim Meddick for February 28, 2005
Transcript:
"What is that?" "This, my friend, is my ticket to a glamorous high-paying career in Vegas! It's a Swami-master Snake Charmer home study kit..." "Contents: 1 (one) Swami hat, 1 (one) wicker basket w/lid, 1 (one) flute, 1(one) 8 pound cobra... Let's see... Hat... Basket... Flute... And... hun... THat's funny..." "I don't see the cobra." "There's got to be a cobra." "Ok. Wait. I think I feel something on my head." "I'll flip to the quick start guide..."
If all else fails, RTFM!