Monty by Jim Meddick for March 01, 2005
Transcript:
"Swami Master Snake Charmer Quick Start Guide..." "Hurry up... I definitely feel something slithering in this hat... And it doesn't feel like happy slithering." "Step one: Gently blow into the flute. PRactice raising and lowering the tone in a soothing manner." "Ok, got it. This is easier than I thought. Next." "Step two: using your inner eye of divine awareness, free yourself of all clinging to this world of material illusion." "Does it come with a diagram?"