Monty by Jim Meddick for September 23, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey...What happened to your pillowcase?" "I guess I didn't get all the mascara off when I washed that makeup off last night..." "You washed off all the makeup?!" "Of course, but what do you care? Like you said last night: You think I'm beautiful with or without a makeover..." "Oh right. Right." Sob sob sob "Careful...Your mascara's running..."