Monty by Jim Meddick for October 22, 2005

Transcript:

"Farewell-cough-Now I know how Leonardo Dicaprio felt in 'Titanic', except, of course, I'm not freezing and drowning. In fact, I'm a bit sweaty...maybe I don't need this fleece throw..." "Sob Sob" "Psst" "He's kind of a hypochondriac. He's not really dying of "Nabliere's Syndrome." I think he just has a cold." "WHAT?" "OOF-OW! OOF! It's no use!..." "CPR won't work! I'm-OOF-a goner!" "This isn't CPR. I'm just punching you in the chest repeatedly..."