Monty by Jim Meddick for November 23, 2005
November 22, 2005
November 24, 2005
Transcript:
"There's gotta be an easier way to cook a turkey, dad." "Don't worry son, I know what I'm doing." "In Nam we'd break off a chunk of C-4 plastic explosive, light it up and cook a monkey in 15 minutes flat..." That's not C-4 is it??" "No. It's sterno. As it turns out you can't buy C-4...not even online..." "Oh...by the way...Some guy from Homeland Security called while you were out."
