Monty by Jim Meddick for November 30, 2005

Transcript:

"I think I might've married someone during my weekend trip to vegas..." "You "think"? Either you married someone or you didn't..." "Well, the thing is, I had quite a bit to drink and I do have a dim memory of proposing to a cocktail waitress, but after that it's all a blur..." "That's it? That's all you remember?" "Yep. That's it." "Well, Ok, I also have a vague memory of Elvis asking me do I take this li'l darlin' 'til death do we split."