Monty by Jim Meddick for December 19, 2005
Transcript:
"I was always cold...bitterly cold...an only child, raised by elves on a frozen tundra...but worst of all...when I was little...THERE WAS NO SANTA CLAUS!" "Did you ever think about that?!" "Did you ever think about that?! Who was there to bring me goodies? Who was there to slide down my chimney?! No one! Nobody!"<be>"Sob sob sob sob..." "So...what do you think?" "Um. Ok. We're just not sure method acting is the approach we're looking for here." Mall Mart "But I really think this Santa character needs a back story."