Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2005
Transcript:
"All you want is an invite to my New Year's party." "No. It's not that. I just want to buy you a beer and patch up our friendship..." "Ok. Try this: If you go away and stop trying to be my friend, I'll let you have the invite..." "No deal. I'll go away only if I get the invite...you call me a "friendly acquaintance"...and you buy me a beer." "Domestic or imported?" "Imported." "OK Montahue. You drive a hard bargain." "And I only go two barstools away."