Monty by Jim Meddick for February 22, 2006
Transcript:
"Where d'yuh think yer goin' matey?" "I was just goin' up to the activity deck to check out the stair climbers..." "Well be warned, lad...We had a social direct'r, long ago. Died. Line danced right off th' gunnel...And some say, on nights like this 'ere...Y'c'n still see 'er line dancin' on th' foredeck..." "Heh, heh...Crazy nautical folklore. It's funny how..." "C'mon now! Sashay through the tunnel and...!" "AAHHH!"