Monty by Jim Meddick for April 10, 2006
Transcript:
"It's funny how, when you first meet someone you're attracted to, things that normally bug you suddenly don't seem so bad." "Snap snap" "For instance, normally I don't like it when people snap their gum, but with her, it doesn't really bother me..." "Snap snap snap" "And now she's stretching her gum with her fingers... Normally a big turn-off... But with her it seems perfectly ok... Sexy even..." "Here ya go. One lemon-poppyseed muffin..." "Ok. But the fact that it ended up wadded to the side of my muffin wrapper is kinda pushing it."