Monty by Jim Meddick for May 23, 2006
Transcript:
"I'm worried about global warming because there's no solution." "What about asphalt?" "Asphalt?" "Roads. Parking lots. Roofs. If all the asphalt in the world were painted white (which reflects heat) instead of black (which absorbs heat) the world would be much cooler... Perhaps even chilly." "Rrright." "Still worried about global warming?" "No." "Now I'm worried about your brain." "Tell her about your aluminum-foil hat idea..."