Monty by Jim Meddick for July 12, 2006
Transcript:
"I'm sorry if I seemed freaked out. I've never seen a Rigelian in underpants before..." "Well, if you had, you'd know that three nipples is standard Rigelian anatomy." "But don't feel bad. I recall being disturbed the first time I saw hair on top of human heads..." "Really? All Rigelians are hairless?" "Not hairless. We just don't have hair on our heads." "Only on the bottoms of our feet." "BAAH!"