Monty by Jim Meddick for September 23, 2006

Transcript:

"The mix up began when you sent a DNA sample to a genealogical research service." "Unbeknownst to you, an altercation between two lab workers started while your sample was undergoing analysis..." "And the microscope holding your DNA was used as the murder weapon, thus falsely implicating you in the crime..." "Then we found this...a maggot covered, half-decomposed human head in a Ziplock bag." "Um...and what does that have to do with the case?" "Nothing. But it really helps boost our ratings."