Monty by Jim Meddick for April 02, 2007
Transcript:
"What's with these capsules?" "I've been developing some experimental diet pills, but don't tell anyone..." "People get so desperate when it comes to dieting they'll come clamoring before I can prove the safety and efficacy of the drug..." "And so far, in every laboratory trial... Instead of losing weight, the test animals all gained massive amounts of fat..." HACK HACK
When will he learn?!