Monty by Jim Meddick for April 05, 2007
Transcript:
BUS STOP "Psst... have you tried the new all-you-can-eat burrito bar at Taco Hut?" "Hmm? Oh actually, usually, I'm not this big... I just took a defective diet pill that made me gain 250 pounds..." "Oh. Right. Sure. And I bet you also have a really, really slow metabolism..." "No... seriously... I took a pill and..." "C'mon, pal! There aren't any skinny people around... you can level with me..."