Monty by Jim Meddick for April 07, 2007
Transcript:
"They're defective diet pills... I took some and instead of losing weight I gained 250 pounds..." "Wouldn't it be horrible if these somehow found their way into the <i>Evian</i> supply at the Milan Academy for Runway Models?" "Do I detect a subtle, twitchy upturn at the corner of your mouth?"
Yikes, what about the stretch marks?!