Monty by Jim Meddick for July 26, 2007
Transcript:
"JEEZ!" "OK everybody... listen up. You might want to examine your bagels 'cause I just sliced into one that was infested with some sort of burrowing insect and..." "OK. Sorry. False alarm. Apparently there's a variety of bagel with raisins in them that I was unaware of..."
That was a cinnamon-beetle bagel…