Monty by Jim Meddick for August 22, 2007

Transcript:

"I'm literally the last man on Earth, but I still can't get a woman to go out with me!" "Guess I'll have to resort of my laminated index card of surefire pick-up lines." "Um. If you were a hamburger at 'McDonald's' you'd be called 'McGorgeous.'" "Why?" "Um, well... in the past, where I come from, there was a restaurant called 'McDonald's' and a lot of menu items had 'Mc' as a prefix, see... and... um..."