Monty by Jim Meddick for October 13, 2007
Transcript:
"Uh... I think we wandered off the trail..." "OK. OK... so we're lost. DON'T PANIC!" "If we can just keep it together, we can survive weeks, possibly months on readily availabe edible plants, grubs and various lichens." "Aha! See? Slippery elm! Washington and his troops got by for months on this stuff... just strip off the bark and..." "Hey check it out. There's a Mcdonald's just down from the ridge line..."