Monty by Jim Meddick for October 15, 2007
Transcript:
"Falconing?" "Yeah. I'm training a raptor to take wing, capture small prey and return to this gauntlet." "It's an ancient and noble sport dating back to the first century B.C.... the earliest recorded accounts of..." "AAHHH!" "Well it did retrieve a small mammal, but seeing as it landed on your head, I don't know whether you consider that a plus."
He should use a gauntlehat…