Monty by Jim Meddick for October 23, 2007
Transcript:
"Maybe I'm just a sucker for a sales brochure, but somehow I feel just a little big cleaner after bathing in my new birdbath!" "Sure, the old one had the deluxe shag carpet cover and a whirlpool jacuzzi feature, but still, somehow, I feel fresher, zestier, after bathing in my new bath!" "And I bet you've been having a little better luck with th' ladies..." "Say... how did you know?"