Monty by Jim Meddick for November 08, 2007

Transcript:

"Um, professor, I know we're trying to get some shuteye in a haunted house and it's pretty scary and all, but I still think it's kinda wussy to hold hands." "I'm not holding your hand." "Well, on the plus side, I guess this means you're not the guy who needs a serious manicure and knuckle-hair waxing." "And I take it you're not the individual with the cloven hoofs who keeps hogging all the blankets."