Monty by Jim Meddick for September 18, 2008
Transcript:
"Say, uh... sorry to bodder you, again, but I was wonderin' if you might have a garden implement I could borrow..." "Sure. What type of implement?" "Gee... uh... I dunno..." "Well I have a rake and a weedwhacker and..." "No! Nooo! Not the weedwhacker!" "Don't mind him. Sometimes my associates can be very opinionated when it comes to lawn care..." "Mmm mm..."
The pruning shears are worse…