Monty by Jim Meddick for September 22, 2008
Transcript:
"Oh, Tony... I think your wife was just around here looking for you..." "My wife?" "No, it musta been somebody else." "Y'see due to certain peculiarities of my profession, my wife an' kids are, regrettably, unable to be with me at this particular time." "Tony! There you are! I can't turn the jacuzzi on!" "Oh... but perhaps you're referring to my business associate, Ms. Bambi-Lynn."