Monty by Jim Meddick for September 25, 2008
September 24, 2008
September 26, 2008
Transcript:
"Say, if you like t'play th' horses, you should put your money on Danny's Boy in the fifth..." "Really? But Regal Lady's favored at 7 to 1..." "Maybe, but it's very likely Regal Lady's jockey will suffer a freak bungee jump accident sometime before post time tonight." "How... how can you be so sure?" "'Psychic Friends Hotline.'" "Yeah. That's it. I made a call t' th' 'Psychic Friends Hotline.'"
Minor nitpick, it’s nearly impossible for a horse to be the favorite in a race with odds as high as 7 to 1. Unless there are like 100 horses in the race.