Monty by Jim Meddick for November 19, 2008
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So, sport... Think y'got enough pasta there? Hey... I can't help it... It's a survival instinct!... It's common knowledge that humans instinctively bulk up for the cooler fall and winter months. It helps us stay warm! And how do you explain your portions in the spring and summer? Those are for better flotation while swimming.
Pilsner is having a cracker for lunch!