Monty by Jim Meddick for December 29, 2008
Transcript:
Monty says, "I've gotta figure out some way to get invited to Parker's new year's bash?Now think. Think." Doc says, "Call me na•ve, but I don't understand why you have such a fervent desire to attend a party where you're unwelcome." Doc says, "I would think it would be perferable to attend a party where you are welcome..." Monty says, "No. No. That's where you're wrong." Monty says, "I've been to parties like those...Those are the worst."
I’d never join a club that would stoop so low as to have me for a member.