Monty by Jim Meddick for February 11, 2009
Transcript:
woman says, "Welcome. How may I help you?" Monty says, "Who's that, doc?" Doc says, "Her name is Holi, she's a holographic interface guide to the central database." Monty says, "Is she single?" Doc says, "No you don't understand. Holi isn't real. She's a holographic projection." Monty says, "that's ok." Monty says, "I once had a stormy six-month relationship with Uma Thurman that, aside from 38 passionate messages I posted on her fan site, took place entirely in my imagination."