Monty by Jim Meddick for April 28, 2009
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Man, look at those bats out there catching bugs?tell me Pilsner, how do they do that? What's their secret?" Pilsner says, "How should I know?" Moondog says, "Well?you have wings?and don't you sometimes eat bugs?um??" Pilsner says, "Oh right! Because I have wings! Great! Lump us all in together! Well, I've got news for you, monkey-boy: Bats are rodents! Rats with wings! They're not birds! I have no *@#% affiliation with them whatsoever!!!" Moondog says, "Sorry. Sorry. Sheesh!" Pilsner thinks, "Actually, it is pretty cool how they do that..."