Monty by Jim Meddick for April 29, 2009
Transcript:
Pilsner says, "It looks like some poor schmoe lost a twenty-dollar bill down there." Moondog says, "What're you talking about? I don't see anything." Pilsner says, "That's because you're not blessed with a parrots super-acute vision?" Pilsner says, "It's right there in the gutter, near the storm drain, under the crumpled diet pepsi can." Pilsner thinks, "By the time he figures out I'm pullin' his leg, I should be able to suck out most of the sesame seeds from this granola."