Monty by Jim Meddick for May 13, 2009
Transcript:
Boy says, "I've spotted him?he's sunning on the savanna?Quick Jarvis! My rifle!" Jarvis says, "By all means, Master Sedgewick." Boy says, "Wind shift! He's caught our scent!...No time to lose?Steady? wait 'til he's in range?and?" Boy says, "Blast it! Jammed!" Boy says, "Quick, Jarvis! Load my sidearm!" Jarvis says, "I'm having difficulty with the spring mechanism sir..." Boy says, "By golly, Jarvis! Somebody will pay for this humiliation!" Lick Lick Jarvis says, "Might I suggest a grievance letter to the board members of 'Nerf Industries'?"