Monty by Jim Meddick for May 22, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "Get this: E.B.'s never seen a rose before?here's my chance to test Shakespeare's theory that '...A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?" E.B. says, "What's that?" Monty says, "It's?um?it's a moist, steamy 'Turg.'" Sniff Sniff E.B. says, "It smells pretty ganky." Monty says, "Aha. I see. 'Ganky,' you say?..." Monty says, "Wait a minute. What does 'Ganky' mean?" E.B. says, "It's cyborg slang for 'Sweet.'"