Monty by Jim Meddick for July 23, 2009
Transcript:
Moondog says, "You're takin' a hit? What're you, nuts? You've got a ten and a king showing!" Dealer says, "An ace makes twenty-one. The gentleman wins?" Moondog says, "Whoa! What're the odds of that?!" Elvis' head says, "Don't waste yer time frettin' on it...even plastered them boyse are th' best blackjack players this side of Uranus." Elvis' head says, "They got themselves a surefire system..." Moondog says, "Card counting?" Elvis' head says ,"Nope. X-ray eyeballs."