Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2009
Transcript:
Zelda says, "I hate boting you with sob stories, but maybe it doesn't matter?you don't speak English anyway?" Monty says, "Ouyay ancay eebay oringbay inay anyay anguagelay." Zelda says, "My main problem is my lame #$^# boyfriend?he said he was gonna score tickets to 'Cirque dreams illumination" at foxwoods, but then he spaced and..." Monty says," What're you, nuts? He never said that!!" Zelda says ,"Hey! I thought you didn't speak English..." Monty says, "Uhhhh...only much little."
“You can bee boring in any language”