Monty by Jim Meddick for January 30, 2010
Transcript:
Monty thinks, "Before I move, I think I'll have a pretzel?" Monty thinks, "But wait? If I have a pretzel, I'll get thirsty, drink more beer, which means I'll have to go to the bathroom, which means Moondog could take the opportunity to cheat and move pieces around..." Monty thinks, "Maybe I better not have a pretzel." Moondog says, "If you let go of that pretzel, you're committed to not eating it..."