Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2010
Transcript:
Bartender says, "So? what'll it be?" Moondog says, "I'll have a pint of the 'brogden meadow' and my friend here'll have a bowl of 'evian' water." Moondog says, "Thanks." Pilsner says, "Thanks." Moondog says, "Oh *@#%! I thought you wanted to drink it... not bathe in it!" Pilsner says, "Don't worry. I promise to bypass my private regions."