Monty by Jim Meddick for April 01, 2010
Transcript:
Woman says, "Does Polly wanna pretzel? Or a beer nut? Or a??" Moondog says, "I should bring Pilsner to the pub more often? he's like a babe magnet? he?" Pilsner says, "Ow!" Woman says, "Look what you did, you nasty creature! You ruined my nail!" Moondog says, "Why'd you hafta go and bite off her Lee Press-On Nail?" Pilsner says, "Ppppahh! Pppahh! Yuck! I thought it was a Terra Chip..."