Monty by Jim Meddick for April 17, 2010
Transcript:
Moondog says, "It's all timing. You've gotta get here right after they clear the shelves of expired stuff?" Monty says, "I don't want any part of this." Moondog says, "C'mon! Look at this haul, man! 'Cheetos'? 'Frosted mini wheats'?" Moondog says, "Yesterday you'd be paying top dollar for this stuff! Today it's free!" Moondog says, "Oo! And what have we here? What...?" Moondog says, "Ok. Admittedly you've gotta get here a bit sooner if you're looking for Haagen-Dazs..."
Not too often we see Monty making the wise, sensible choice.