Monty by Jim Meddick for April 19, 2010

Transcript:

Man says, "Wake up, honcho? it's TCB time?" Moondog says, "Zzz? huh? What the?? Where am I?" Man says, "It's them green fellers again? they abducted you? bed 'n' all? to this here deserted planet?" Alien says, "Yes earthling, you've been chosen to represent your species in a contest... a battle to the death against a species from another world..." Alien says, "Your opponent is a Gorn from Cestus V." Man says, "I tried to sell 'em on a worm-man from Compost-9, but they weren't buyin'..."